Got it! Got it!

A couple of days after the mice’s escape, my male classmates found one under a lab table again. This time, it is at a back table. So, that morning when I step into the classroom,

Classmates: Torpor, Torpor, come see, we spotted a mouse le.
Torpor: *put down beg, walk over* Oi, really wor.. Still wait for what? Catch it la
Classmate: But catch liao no thing to hold it wor…
Torpor: Ask the lab assistant and see if he has any cage lo.
Classmates: He is not in la.
Female classmate: Put it in our basin la. Put it in our basin la.
Classmates: You sure or not? If it comes out from the basin how? Later shit on your books.
Female classmate: Never mind. See how first.
Classmates: OK, if you say so.
*try catch mouse*
*got it a few minutes later*
*throw it into the basin*
*mouse tries to climb out of basin. But even with its body stretched until 100%, still can’t get out. The basin is too deep.*
Female classmate A: Wah, see, so thin liao. Kesian it. Anyone of you have eatable things?
Female classmate B: I have cake. Wanna try?
*drop a small piece of cake into basin*
*mouse eats it without hesitation, finish it within seconds*

Ring… Ring…
School bell rang indicating we need to be at the students activity centre. So, we left the mouse in the basin alone.

After we came back, the whole class rush to see how’s the mouse doing.
Classmates: Wah, so fast already shit liao. 4 summore…
Female Classmate A: Die lo… later the lab assistant will be coming after me for dirtying the basin. (There’s no water supply for the entire basin on the table in the lab)


A few hours later, while having Maths T lesson, Upper 6 Biology teacher came in with 2 Form 4 boys.
U6BT: Sorry to disturb your class. These F4 students ask them to buy frogs for dissect but failed. Only managed to catch one in the school. Now want to use those mice the U6 students dissected and preserved.
L6B students: Teacher, teacher, we caught a mouse!!! Neh, now in the basin.
U6BT: Really, then can let the F4 student dissect lo.
*take a biker from the cupboard, a white tile* *pointing at the 2 F4s*
Come, catch the mouse and put it in this biker.
F4: Yer, teacher don’t want la…
U6BT: What don’t want, don’t want. Come, fast! Nah, use this cloth if you scare dirty your hand.
F4: *pick up cloth, stretch hand into basin, then chicken out* you do it (to his friend).
Friend: *pick up cloth, caught the mouse by its tail, try to put it inside the biker*
U6BT: *pick up white tile, cover it over the biker* Now try to pull the cloth out
F4s: Can’t la teacher.
U6BT: Let me do it. *pull cloth but the mouse doesn’t wanna give in*
L6B students: Teacher, its head. ITS HEAD!!! *mouse’s head was being press against the neck of the biker*
U6BT: Where? Where? *turn the cloth and the mouse’s head summore*
L6B students: Teacher its head wanna come off liao lo!!!
U6BT: *stop turning, push the cloth inside again, and then pull the cloth again; managed to pull the cloth out and leave the mouse in the biker with its head still attach*
L6B students: phiiewwwww….

恋爱真的那么重要吗？

最近身边的朋友、同学一个接着一个陷入爱河。
有的两情相愿；
有的一厢情愿。
我当然会献上最真诚的祝福。

但是，
他们都似乎很烦恼。

当你发觉他们的脸色不很好时，
你大概就能猜出十之八九 ----
为爱所困哪。。。

不是男（女）朋友没给他打电话，
就是两小口因为些小事而吵架。
再不是就是家长反对咯。

一厢情愿的更糟。
情绪低落很可能只因为
对方没给他回sms。 = =
拜托，
她又还没正式拒绝你，
干麻怎么担心哪？
可能人家刚好不在手机边呢。。。

以上两种人很可能因为如此而影响学业。
上课不专心；
老师在前面口沫横飞，
他的心却不知道飞去哪儿了。

听说有一个还为了拍拖而逃了补习课。
有没有搞错？！
你上课不专心了还不够？
补习班可是要缴钱的啊！ = =
嫌钱多就分给我吧。

以上我说的，
并不代表我自己不向往谈恋爱。
我也希望能有个能疼爱我的人在身边守护着我。
只是我认为还是别在中学时期谈恋爱的好。
这样我的学业不会被影响。
到时就算考试考不好，
我也不会后悔，
把苗头指向恋爱！

恋爱真的那么重要吗？
我真的想不透。= =

Mak Cik

Mum: Torpor, go open the gate. I need to go and fetch your sis now.
Torpor: ok
walk... walk... open grill... wear slipper...
Mak Cik: Mak Cik, mak cik sebelah tak da ke?
Torpor: *is she talking to me?* *look to left look to right* *no one other than me* mungkin tak da...

Oi, ooi... you no eyes see is it? Me, a MAK CIK?????!!!!!! Come on. Go check your eyes la. You want those specialist's number? I can get it for you!!!!

正种西瓜切手

好好笑噢！
每次有任何society event，我的任务都是。。。
切
西
瓜
！
！
！
很怪吧
哈哈

应该是从华文学会的ice breaking开始的吧
看着桌上摆着的西瓜
再看看站着束手无策的膳食组会员
我很自然而然的就拿起小刀
切西瓜！
那还是我的第一次呢
用我看妈妈切的方法
切啊
切啊
越切越顺手！

就这样
我成为了任何society event的
西瓜切手。

星期一那天
也就是6th Formers’ Club的欢送会
ho ho。。。
我的身手被我的fellow schoolmates看到了
他们说我真会切西瓜
我知道这只是客套话
但还是kembang了一阵子
就一阵子而以哦！
真的哦！

Mouse’s escape

A few weeks ago, 3 mice escaped from its cage. They were actually scheduled to be dissected the very day by the Upper 6 Biology students. When their class was over, their teacher informed us about the mice and ask us to keep an eye and try to recapture them (The Lower 6s will be in the Bio Lab for the rest of the year because there’s not enough classrooms.).

So, a few days later, while having Bio lesson…
*BING BLONG*
Torpor: Are you alright? (Thought my classmate that sits beside me fell down from her chair)
CM: Yea. (Still sitting like usual)
Torpor: Then just now why so loud?
CM: I saw a mouse under the table; in the hole. (Each lab table has a hole underneath, which we still haven’t got a clue what’s the use of it)
Torpor: You mean the white mice that escape a few days ago?
CM: Should be, because it’s white.
This incident then created a chaos as the whole class try to find the mouse. Bio teacher can just shake her head because we were too excited to continue listening to her lecture.

After settling down once more as we failed to locate the mouse, Bio teacher regain her teaching. Then, this time it’s the teacher’s turn to notice a mouse running out from our table again. Because the mouse had been starved (we assumed as there’s no food in the lab), its movement was kinda slow.
BT: Boys, go catch it.
Boys: *just look at the mouse’s direction but not taking a move*
BT: Boys must act macho, faster go catch la…
One of the boys then stands up.
Walk towards the mouse.
Stretch his arm.
Open his palm.
*POCK*
The mouse managed to escape and disappear once again under our eyes.
BT: Ah la, dia sudah begitu lambat masih tak dapat tangkap. Tsk, tsk, tsk…